mindblowingscience:

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

This is an amazing visualization. Wow.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:49am

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:40am

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:24am

Everything has gone to crap, and I don’t know what to do anymore.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 12:04am
Wednesday Apr 4 @ 07:54pm
Wednesday Apr 4 @ 07:53pm

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 07:52pm

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 07:52pm

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  
Wednesday Apr 4 @ 07:51pm

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 05:40pm
untalk:

 

untalk:

 

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 05:39pm

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 02:40pm

drunktrophywife:

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 11:33am
6 plays // Download?

woechester:

365 days of music (205/365)

Who Are You Now - Sleeping With Sirens

"You made me hate my own reflection
Question every choice I make.”

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 11:32am
awesomelme:Tumblr pe We Heart It.

awesomelme:

Tumblr pe We Heart It.

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 11:26am
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